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Wow! Former A.G. Bill Barr, who let a lot of great people down by not investigating Voter Fraud in our Country, has just Endorsed me for President despite the fact that I called him ‘Weak, Slow Moving, Lethargic, Gutless, and Lazy’ (New York Post!). Based on the fact that I greatly appreciate his wholehearted Endorsement, I am removing the word ‘Lethargic’ from my statement. Thank you Bill. MAGA2024!”
Klepper couldn’t help but be amused by the former president, who he called “the king of pettiness.”
“I am positive in an alt universe Trump was a sorority president just dripping with shade,” Klepper continued. “Like, ‘Wow, Bill. I love that bikini. You’re so brave to be wearing that. You go girl!”
If running for President of the United States fails to work out for Trump again, he could always see if Kappa Kappa Gamma is hiring.